yo quiero taco bell

2004-12-05T11:56:00.000-08:00

I'm actually dating a gay guy who fucked a girl -- eeesh -- about a hundred times, on his last count of course. Hurray for the hundredth one I suppose. Hmm, I'm kinda jealous of her pussy though (gag) ... In any case, appalled and confused, just like when I hear my parents having sex -- eeesh -- I try to look at it as a purely physical relationship between a man and a woman -- eeesh -- in desperate but oh so desperate times when totally "blue balled"... Cunnilingus -- eeesh -- was not performed during the course of this experiment, which makes him kissable still, I suppose. Aaaaargh, never been so close to dating a straighty but I'm so not hard about it all...

2004-10-31T10:11:00.000-08:00

Dozing off during intercourse, how romantic.

A bouquet of suckers

2004-10-25T19:59:00.000-07:00

Again with my man's dick size!

2004-10-20T20:46:00.000-07:00

The guy I fooled around with seems to believe that I'm hot hot hot in bed and all even though we didnt really do anything... I think that's hilarious because now, u know, I can never sleep with him, cose I don't wanna disappoint him, so I'll just let the rumor go around the block a few times...

2004-10-08T15:47:00.000-07:00

Carpet licker?? eeeesh.

He and I were taking a walk to the dollorama, how romantic.

Talk about being in heaven; two ravers, two different opinions and me, in the middle, left cogitating about it all. Yeah, cogitating. ;)

2004-09-13T16:42:00.000-07:00

Never thought I'd go cunt,... but the lez and I, it just was murder on the dancefloor.

2004-09-04T18:23:00.000-07:00

Fucking? I talk about it, I wet dream about it; I want a dick in my mouth so bad, you know. But then, it comes around, the actual fuck, the actual blowing and then you realize the joys of your gag reflex. You realize that you can never jerk him off just the way he likes it; that he or you never can cum when you want to. God, when did fucking become such a chore? Where's the Romeo who will come fuck me away? and please let this Romeo have a 8 inch long dick -- if I have to moan about fucking better moan for something.

2004-09-04T16:18:00.000-07:00

You are... a HOTTIE,
honestly and simply hot,
you make people sweat, just by looking at them,
you are steaming hot, just like those hotdogs, only with less crap inside...
you are a HOTTIE...

2004-08-11T21:00:00.000-07:00

Who knew a chicken wrap could cause a chain of events that will probably lead me to a good fuck. Thanks Subway!

2004-08-11T20:48:00.000-07:00

Asking a straight guy what kind of porn he likes isn't inappropriate, is it? Swedish or Californian girls, you know ? It's as though I want him to get off, even if it's not with me... How nice of me would say my friend.

2004-07-27T15:16:00.000-07:00

Funny how I met this guy who sooo intelligent and sooo nice -- I mean really nice -- but god, he's sooo not my type. Go figure.

2004-07-12T20:29:00.000-07:00

Funny how having a big gay mouth isn't always a compliment...
Like the Jedi said, dont underestimate the power of the Cock...

2004-07-04T15:01:00.000-07:00

Funny how there seems to be a rumor at work that i'm actually gay... i'm just intrigued as to why it is still just a rumor.

2004-07-03T17:48:00.000-07:00

Funny how having somebody literally kissing my ass seemed very insightful.

2004-06-25T16:42:00.000-07:00

Funny how being told that i have a big wiener made my day; how easily superficial i become with it comes to my penis. 10 inches long you said? Naaa.

2004-05-01T18:47:00.000-07:00

Funny how jealous of girls I am when a certain guy is involved, he called one of them girls, "my love".
damn my platonic relationship with a straighty...

2004-04-21T15:51:00.000-07:00

Funny how I long to be with a straight guy;
funny how accidently giving him a cold made me feel like I actually shared something physical with him.
funny how I wish he'd need me for something, anything; that I'd be more than just his ride home.

2004-02-28T14:04:00.000-08:00

2004-02-26T15:06:00.000-08:00

I scraped my knees and my pride on a 3rd Avenue sidewalk:
My vision's blurry,as though I had sand in my eyes;
My words are scarce but I can taste them, like blood in my mouth.

2004-02-16T15:09:00.000-08:00

#669900 a mysterious tendrum